The Swedish version of officer Holstein

If you have't seen the movie American Grafitti... well, you just have to!!
You will recognize the scenes below


- Where're you going? You didn't happened to be at the corner of 12th and G about 8.30 tonight, did you?
- The reason I stopped you was because the light on your license plate is out. I'm going to have to cite you for that.
- Look, you can't fool with the law. We know it was you, we have an excellent description of the car.
I could run you in right now and I could make i stick. But I'm not going to do that, you know why?
I wanna catch you in the act. And when I do, I'm going nail you butt good!
- Happy birthday!
- Thank you, ***hole!